• Period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
• Period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
• Period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
• Period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
• Period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
• Period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
• Period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
• Period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
• Period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
• Period: Yell at a puppy.

crumzinmahlap:

did it hurt? when u fell from someones butt into the toilet water u piece of shit

(via oksux)

bedquest:

I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH

WITH MY OWn mouth

softly

because i like you

(via wasted-yesterdays)

• Period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
• Period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
• Period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
• Period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
• Period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
• Period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
• Period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
• Period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
• Period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
• Period: Yell at a puppy.

crumzinmahlap:

did it hurt? when u fell from someones butt into the toilet water u piece of shit

(via oksux)

bedquest:

I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH

WITH MY OWn mouth

softly

because i like you

(via wasted-yesterdays)

• Period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
• Period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
• Period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
• Period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
• Period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
• Period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
• Period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
• Period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
• Period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
• Period: Yell at a puppy.

crumzinmahlap:

did it hurt? when u fell from someones butt into the toilet water u piece of shit

(via oksux)

bedquest:

I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH

WITH MY OWn mouth

softly

because i like you

(via wasted-yesterdays)